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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

These gas station pills are getting sketchier

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These gas station pills are getting sketchier

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • SillySized@lemmy.ml
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    15 hours ago

    You take these and cliff racers start attacking

  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    ** takes pill **

    THREE HOURS LATER…

    Wake up. We’re here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name?

    Well, not even last night’s storm could wake you. I’ve heard them saying we’ve reached Morrowind; I’m sure they’ll let us go!

    Quiet. Here comes the nurse.

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    Takes Pill

    Passes out…

    Wake up to EMT staring down at you

    Hey you, you’re finally awake… Didn’t think we were going to get you back from Oblivion for a minute there…

    • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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      LOL! +1…Proceed to file for personal bankruptcy because your health insurance abandoned you.

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    Mm, what I’m really after is Oblivion…

  • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That just straight up Jumanjis you into the game

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      Oh god no I can’t get pecked to death by three cliffracers.

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        I played the game in VR for a bit. Cliff racers are HUGE. Much bigger than they look on the screen. My respect for Saint Jiub went way up.

        • myyass@lemmy.world
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          I used to name myself the same name lol

          • Klear@piefed.world
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            Wait, you meant “Klear”? *You’re* the one that’s been blocking me from using this name on various random websites this whole time?!

            • myyass@lemmy.world
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              I mean Jiub in Morrowind lmao

              • Klear@piefed.world
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                Oh. The search for my doppleganger continues…

      • nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works
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        You gotta take the Rhino II and turn the tables.

        Avoid the Horny Goat Weed for Women: it functions as a Scroll of Icarian Flight in Morrowind.

    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
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      You have any idea how fucking popular a proven Isekai pill would be… Earth would be damn near empty.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      But with a boner mod preinstalled.

  • rumba@lemmy.zip
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    21 hours ago

    Hi, my name’s Rumba and I’m a licensed pharmacist in four states…

    /s

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    I had to read on these. Apparently they are unregulated pharmaceuticals sold as dietary supplements, because for some reason labelling things as supplements makes them out of scope for safety regulators?

    And now they are game branded.

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      Yep, saw a video of one that was Viagra and Cialis together (which shouldn’t ever be taken together)

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        Huh? Could you elaborate on the no-mix part? I thought they were essentially the same thing (sidenafil and tadalafil), well, not exactly the same, but causing the exact same effect to the body, just with different release timeframes (~day vs ~few hours). It’s not like bleach+vinegar thing? All the info I could find on dangers of mixing the two boils down to what is effectively an overdose, which you can achieve with either single one of them, by just chugging the whole pack at once.

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        which shouldn’t ever be taken together

        If I had to guess, I’d say that the likelihood of there being any of the active ingredient of either in the capsules is as close to zero as makes no difference, and, if there is any, it’s in doses so low that it would make even a homeopath blush, regardless of what it might say on the packaging.

        • Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Weirdly, the problem is more supplements claiming to be “all natural” and then illegally containing drugs regulated for prescription only: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/mens-health/hidden-viagra-ingredients-performance-supplements-safety-guide-rcna181692

    • Paddzr@lemmy.world
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      Same applies to “well being crystals” they’re very careful in not saying they’ll heal you.

    • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
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      Which country? (As though I dont already know…)

      • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        The better question might be “which state”

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          Nope, being labelled a supplement not only lets you bypass approvals, but the FDA legally can’t inspect or investigate your product until after people start getting sick.

          All 50 states.

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      Oh yeah I have a while spiel for patients about FDA regulated “food” vs Drugs. For instance the melatonin tablets are the only ones in the pyxis (that I’m aware of) with no imprint because according to the FDA, they’re food! Doesn’t necessarily make one pill safer than the other but you need to know what you’re getting into.

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      And now they are game branded.

      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

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  • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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    Reminds me of this guy, he cracks me up. Informative & funny.

    https://youtu.be/zXTLvxltGxA

    https://youtu.be/8ek2QXnBimY

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    Great, now I want to start the game and not finish the main quest for the hundreth time again.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Spiffing brit introduced me to a mod that has me installing Skyrim again. It overhauls the leveling system so that you get incremental somewhat random stat boosts per kill. Seems like an interesting way to avoid the main quest, and the civil war.

      https://youtu.be/g1DRZ0bzF2g

      • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        This is really cool, I think I might install it again also. Thank you for sharing

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    Are they? Have they ever been less than maximum sketch?

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    :: takes pill ::

    5 minutes after it kicks in

    Me: What a fool you are. I’m a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."

    Cops: WTF is this dude on?!

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      I just hear the synth driving the words. Dagothwave would be up there with Cbat for using these pills.

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    Skooma comes in pill form?

  • Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world
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    Clerks Aporoved

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    It’s obviously Skooma

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