Oats. I eat oatmeal. Oat cereal. Oat milk. Oats in smoothies. I love oats.

Yeah Ive seen Albertans.

The weather is our natural gatekeeper.

Which country? I live in Canada and have had angry Americans explain that we live in a socialist hellhole with no rights and a poor quality of life.

Which was an interesting take since Ive lived in both countries and my life here is way the fuck better than it was down there.

They live in a delusion down there.

This is amazing but I genuinely wonder if he’ll regret doing it once he’s done. Thats a huge chunk of your life to devote to one thing.

Cant deny he’ll be making history though.

Ah Mickey7 with a good rape meme. Noice.

Hey Mint could I have audio please?

Mint: No and never ask again.

I still use it though.

Canada: This wont stop me because I cant read!

Human waste management systems in a nutshell.

Out of sight, out of mind.

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Nobody gonna talk about the headline? This is like North Korea state news headlines.

SUPREME LEADER VISITS SAUSAGE FACTORY.

GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENERALS.

GREAT LEADER EATS ENTIRE SANDWICH.

Like, why is it news the president is doing something that all presidents routinely do?

‘I hate my wife, lol.’

Bruh. Go outside and take in some fresh air for a few minutes. We’re worried for you.

Good for them, legit. But also stop buying from American companies like Starbucks ffs.

Im reading a book that says the Soviets warned the UN that Mir was going to crash to earth…in 2001.

Im gonna pass on that one. I like stronger ties to the EU but I dont want to be beholden to an entity that is largely shaped by the needs of Europeans. That works fine for Europe but we are not a European nation.

Ok boomer.

Barely any good BOINC options out there anymore. Most are either shut down or not accepting work atm.

Ah Mickey7. Our resident boomer.

Hey now, Canada exists too.