President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon to change the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” his latest escalation as he engages in a tense trade war with Canada.
“‘Lake of America’ was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time,” Trump said from the Oval Office. “We have a gulf and we have a lake. Now, all we need is an ocean. So, maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both.”
Surrounded by large maps of the Great Lakes, Trump said the name change was “effective immediately,” and that his staff had “filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else.” A White House aide claimed the lake “has most of its volume in the United States” and that the “deepest parts” are in US territory.
The dumbest fucking timeline
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Hey, remove that is= from the URL, it’s leaking your Google ID.
Also, change this setting so it stops leaking your ID whenever you share a link.
Done. Thank you so much!
i’ve been manually removing them, but for some reason I don’t seem to get the option like in the screenshot :/ urggg
It’s best to still manually remove them so you don’t leak tracking info. Google still sticks the tracking ID at the end, they just don’t show your name to the world if you have it disabled.
Also good to turn off the share ID setting just in case you forget.
I wonder if it’s a premium “feature”
ughhhh you’re probably right 🙃
That is effing amazing.
Who is this guy?
It’s from the movie. You should watch it, it’s great.
Which movie?
I always watch YT videos straight, never visit the site.
The Dictator
Go watch Schitt’s Creek right now
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He’s one of my favorite actors. I loved his role in Outsourced. I know that show got some pushback for stereotypes, but for better or worse, he nailed it.
Be happy it’s not Trump Lake. He’s put his name on everything he can in this country. Just like a good dictator.
I love how he got minorly blocked from literally chiseling his name into the Kennedy Center, so now he’s talking about demoing the whole thing. True abuser mentality - if I can’t have it, nobody can have it.
I only just realized he renamed an airport after himself. Like, what the fuck did you do to deserve that?
He truly is envious of the authoritarians leaders in other countries.
I know people joke, but I truly hope he lives lot enough to see his legacy dismantled.
He lives close to it. That’s all. My wife wants to take a cruise. I told her I will drive 1000 miles before I fly into Trump Airport.
Fuck Trump. Fuck Florida. Fuck Florida voters. I’ll be honest sometimes I root for global warming to drown that useless fucking swamp under the waves.
/pardon my fucking French
Just tell yourself that at the same time this was happening, the smartest people working for the Canadian government were planning how to best sanction all the red and swing states to deliver the most hurt.
The irony is I’m in a blue city in a red state. At this point though I’m fine with it. I’ll survive on schadenfruede
I know he wants me to be pissed about this and he achieved his goal.
If this isn’t the phrase of the year I don’t know what is.
Not exactly. The dumbest timeline has each lake renamed to the Make America Great Again Lakes from left to right on the map.
You all laugh, but think for a moment about the poor cattle rancher currently sitting on the toilet with his lettuce diarrhea, worried about the pending foreclosure of all he has and when the ivermectin is finally going to kick in for little Billy Jr’s case of measles.
But then upon his porcelain throne he sees his dear leader with the courage and genius to redraw the name of the lake he didn’t remember existed from its communist foreign name to a name he knows and can remember, because it’s the name of where he lives and also two of his daughters.
And finally, for the first time since Obama’s shadow government made him wear a mask in 2020 for the hoax pandemic that doctors claimed killed his elderly parents but everyone knew was just a flu and also engineered by Fauci for maximum damage — he knows.
He knows it’s going to be okay.
That when Billy Jr beats this made-up measles thing and little America One and America Too and the whole family loses the ranch, that they can go to the Lake that is now their heritage by the only name they need to learn it.
And then he’ll float, staring up into the heavens, finally at peace secure in the knowledge that at long last the greatest President since Jesus is cradling his heart and interests in his diminutive bruised hands, exhausted from all the renaming of water.
I enjoyed reading this, bravo👏
Why can’t I find an obvious way to follow you and everything you post
I laughed so hard the first time I read this through I missed the whole last paragraph.
Was explaining the propaganda of that Great to be an American song to my son. He never heard it so pulled up the music video. I had never seen it just heard the song. But the video was just that. The man singing how great America is even has he is losing everything and becoming homeless. Pretty fuck up.
Pretty fuck up.
hey, that’s what they call me! Except they don’t call me pretty.
Every time that song comes up I like to point out that they guy who wrote it, Lee Greenwood, is a complete hack that has never done anything else noteworthy and has been living off the royalties ever since. He even re-wrote the lyrics, badly, to make a Canadian version to try and squeeze more cash out of that cow of a song.
“Senile old pedophile tries to rename stuff but nobody cares”
Senile old person tries to rename a lake after his failure at a trade deal with longtime ally in a failed attempt at a win for his repeated failure at a war he started
Unfortunately lots of sycophants will bend the knee and obey in advance.
The United States has already failed. At this point it’s just waiting for a foreign adversary to push it over.
Fun fact:
The mnemonic for the Great Lakes will also change from H-O-M-E-S to S-H-A-M-E, if you replace the O for Ontario with an A for America.
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Acronym to remember the Great Lakes used to be -
Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior: HOMES
Now with Trump it’s -
Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie: SHAME
So instead of remembering the Great Lakes by HOMES, we’ll use SHAME. Fitting.
Oh for fuck’s just sign an executive order to require everyone to call Trump the president with the biggest dick and let us be done with your phallus complex already. He is literally what happens when someone like Edward Tiny Balls Coristine becomes president; a double agent in every aspect, tons of self proclaimed sexual prowess and a phallic size complex.
Just fucking die already god damnit.
The wrong 80 year olds keep dying!
But the possibility of the Home Alone 2 curse hitting seems to be growing by the day.
It’s going to get worse when he dies. JD is smarter.
But nobody likes JD, he doesn’t have cultish sycophants the same way trump does.
Oh yeah, he’s real smart. “Hey, whatever works”.
You know, this really isn’t fair to the other 160,000 lakes in the USA. Surely they all deserve to be known as “Lake America.”
He gets a lot done between diaper changes
he can call it whatever he wants. The other 8 billion of us will still call it Lake Ontario.
It isn’t even binding for Americans. He still doesn’t have the power to do that. It’s binding for his admin and some public institutions only. And he can bully some into obedience.
I’m sure google maps will be among the first to kiss his ass again. (or suck dick, whichever you prefer. verbally, I mean) Without any prodding.
Then how come when I zoom out on Google maps I can see the gulf of America?
Does it still show as gulf of Mexico when you’re outside the US?
That was Google’s choice, because they suck Trump’s cock. It wasn’t a legal requirement.
Then how come when I zoom out on Google maps I can see the gulf of America?
Like I said, sucking Trump’s dick.
Does it still show as gulf of Mexico when you’re outside the US?
I don’t use google maps, but Openstreetmap: yes, and only that.
Mate. Mate. Of course it shows as Gulf of Mexico if you’re outside the US. Because that is its name. We’re not into your country’s weird fantasies, unless troops show up and we have to pretend.
It actually says both names globally, except if you’re in Mexico or the US
I really hope so but I just checked Apple and Google Maps and they both say “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)” and I’m not even in the states… these stupid tech giants have no backbone
OpenStreetMap remains unchanged 😎
Who’s the dev on this one? Ive never heard this recommendation before in the degoogle subs. Is it the “OsmAnd”?
Also, google maps in Canada still shows Lake Ontario and if it changes I’ll be floored.
It’s not an app, it’s the largest crowdsourced mapping database. If you never heard of it, that’s sad…
So how do you use it on your phone? I’m new to a lot of this stuff and still learning, so I don’t see it as sad at all and very good
Been a mapquest guy for years now
Not completely unchanged. Someone briefly changed the name before other editors restored it and moved Lake America to the official_name:en-US tag. That’s been OSM’s way of not quite placating people insisting on the name change.
It’s Lake Ontario, Gulf of Mexico.
It has no force of law. Too bad Google Maps is so sycophantic that they’ll go along with it.
Then Canada should block google IP addresses. Tax the shit out of them. Ban them
They are an alphabet and genocidal Zionist and surveillance agency. Going along with it is the least of their crimes against humanity.
Meh, they have their own weird measurement system that no one understands. Let them use their own names for places and things and furtger alienate from the reat of tge world because they follow a senile racist pedo
“‘Lake of America’ was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time,"
Yeah sure you were, pedo
Did he dump his dead illegitimate children in this one, too?
His memory only lasts 5 minutes, so he’s been thinking about it for as long as he can remember.
Probably since the first time Doug Ford make him run away with electricity tarriffs.
