Harry Potter: “Expelliarmus!”

Harry Dresden: gun

No, didn’t you hear, everyone with more than $100 in savings fled New York now that Mamdani is the Supreme Leader there

Would if I could

Public transit stops running by the time I’m off work

Hey, it was pretty cool before the Romans showed up

Bet you were pretty disappointed when Nelson Mandela got out too

Buddy,

Also, credit unions don’t have insurance on your savings, banks do. There’s plenty of other reasons to not using credit unions. And saving $25 Fees ain’t it lmfao.

Not a lot of ambiguity in that statement.

But please, keep defending the banks and some of their most predatory practices.

You realize some do?

Your original statement was that credit unions don’t insure your savings, full stop. Don’t spread misinformation and then try to backpedal when you get called out.

Also, credit unions don’t have insurance on your savings, banks do.

In the United States, this is just blatantly untrue:

Established by Congress in 1970 to insure member share accounts at federally insured credit unions, the NCUSIF coverage is similar to the coverage provided by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC). Credit union members do not need to apply for share insurance coverage as it is provided automatically when they join a federally insured credit union. Each credit union member has at least $250,000 in total coverage for share accounts held at a federally insured credit union.

From https://mycreditunion.gov/protect-your-money/share-insurance

Your ignorance is hilarious though.

There’s some interesting research from Kent State about that

What’s worse, m*rdering kittens, or posting things that would offend advertisers?

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FTFY

Honestly watching Dragon Ball Z Abridged is the perfect introduction to Goku for the context of this meme

The Cancer Cell Saga is still the best part of dragon ball

You can be asexual – not experiencing sexual attraction to some degree – while still enjoying the act itself. But you can also be totally opposed to any sexual activity, it’s a spectrum like most sexualities.

The US has no credibility, from the USS Maine to the Gulf of Tonkin to this

it’s the same picture

The Mormon church just hides it better

Good ol’ Murto Phettad

(It’s the best anagram I could come up with)

With this administration, I just assume that means they’re admitting to something like the Iran-Contra scandal

Thanks for editing in the apology, babe, it means a lot 😘