turtlesareneat

Yeah the job market is teetering and quite frankly I think the numbers coming out are a little cooked these days, because they paint a rosier picture than I see around me.

simple and affordable test

Aaand in 2 years our insurance companies will be like “you need prior authorization for that, it’s too expensive.”

And that’s when the acid kicked in.

I tried so hard to make this point in my HS english class. She’d deride us for not using “sucks” the way it’s defined in the dictionary or whatever else we’d say. Lady, the word “sucks” is uttered about 10 billion times a day, and only about 1/10 of those are about differences in pressure. But yes please lecture me on what the meaning of the word is.

epilogue

After I graduated, she and her husband invited me to their house for “internet tutoring.” WIthin 15 minutes they were trying to fuck me. And thus I discovered the rumors about her were true.

The little bump of the feet can hold the laptop in place, curl one finger around that side, second finger around the other, now you’re carrying a laptop by its corner between two bent fingers.

My SO has broken his laptop and phone so many times, but I haven’t once, so

A lot of rich people act exactly like that, they know their lawyers will get them out of any trouble they really get into. A lot of times other folks just stop arguing with them and they get their way because they just kept the lie up in such a delusional way, it’s easier to walk away.

This happens more than people want to admit, and it can be sudden after a period of support. Like someone gets cancer and their SO sticks by their side until it gets stage 4, things get really messy and hard, and suddenly they’re off starting a new life. My SO is a therapist and has seen it firsthand, it’s gruesome and cruel.

That’s why he’s so cranky in frame 4, he’s realizing his piece of shit brain lied to him again.

Especially if they’ve been opening all those videos I’ve sent

NES also introduced verification so you couldn’t just manufacture random games and take them to market without approval.

Walled gardens - sucky but sometimes genuinely useful to clean up messes and keep them from happening (aka Grandma on her iPhone)

Great, now arm it.

The balloons were moored down.

You can go to any era or place but it’ll be Earth in the mid 19th century we bet, even the other alien races just can’t wait to cool off in resistance-era Nazi Germany.

Fake

The pentagon claims everyone the pilots encountered immediately tried to defect to us so hard, they were actually worshipped as gods. No combat, and gas prices fell to $1 where they are now.

A ton of brands and websites have rewards or loyalty programs that offer free shipping over $35 or whatever as a perk, which means I get a lot of free shipping off Amazon.

Recycling in America is a scam 🎶

Not my favorite, Caustic Cola Classic

Hooray they turned off the orphan crushing machine for half the day today!

My probation officer didn’t believe me either >:(