NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.

I’ll still take a gander if there’s even a chance it helps. Hell, even if it won’t, we might as well try?

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But I’m shy. 🤭

idk

u?

He can leave presents for everyone, but he can’t leave a note?

Sorry, I couldn’t find it on ebaumsworld or The Chive.

Poo comes out of it… ✅

Pee comes out of it… ✅

It shoots eggs… ✅

Yup.

Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?

I don’t think anybody said it’s desirable. It just has to be done.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

They kissed 👉👈

This is a 100% valid opinion. If you’re 90 years old.

Really? But that’s a free unlimited pasta hack?

We’ve got ourselves a conspiracy theorist.

So we could go visit our great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents and they’d look like Jabba the Hutt. Holidays would be a beast.

Stop looking at the cheeks, grit those teeth, and give that anus a good gander.

(Full disclosure: I am not a therapist, but it’s good advice.)

Honestly, you should try, if only to learn how many ways they have us by the balls.

Proton Glass, please?