I am 56 and I approve of this message

Spike the data, see where it ends up…

Get a cat, then the decision will be made for you

If the nads are inaccessible, a punch in the tits works almost as well

Always have been

The act of following through

I didn’t realise that these were before and after pics to begin with and was thinking “OP is being a bit harsh on some of these”

OMG, please upload this to the Wikipedia page for mar-a-lago face

Socrates:

“If men learn this [writing], it will implant forgetfulness in their souls; they will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks. What you have discovered is a recipe not for memory, but for reminder. And it is no true wisdom that you offer your disciples, but only the semblance of wisdom.”

I had to look that up rather than being able to quote it directly, which kind of makes his point for him, but I take it as a reminder that new ideas/ technologies will always face resistance, even from the noisy intelligent of us

That said: fuck AI

Fuck off mum

A lot of budget Airlines (in Europe: Ryanair, EasyJet etc) try to cut costs of airport service and one way they do that is to accept bus transport or walk out to board.

Environmentally friendly

Reminds me of my grandmother’s famous cry… in waking up at random times during a movie or TV show

"is he dead yet? "

Someone ask Grok what his shoe size is

Flying

teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

Ftfy

Pineapple on pizza

Bollocks

Definitely a slur

Hoplite - hex dungeon puzzle Spelltower - word puzzle X-COM (on a bigger screen)

This news finally made me get off my fat lazy arse and do what I’ve been telling myself to do for far too long…

Hello Qobuz