… and friendship!

This is the correct answer. Everyone else may leave.

Yeah, and our timeline has a far less useful version of Tom Cruise

Eventually, yes.

That cat has thumbs. We’re doomed.

Isn’t that just what you call OP’s mom?

As someone with a very hairy butt, I use one of those cheaper ones with more pressure, a good 30-60 seconds with some wiggling and there’s rarely any mess left. I keep some cloths dedicated to drying, after a quick dab with TP just in case, makes drying fast and convenient.

I do have one of the units that connect to hot and cold though and notice best results when I use warmer water.

I’m in a new house now and planning to get a new bidet. Thanks to your comment I will now ignore the fancy electric ones!

It’s simultaneously 6 and -6 until you open the box

Oh, well, carry on then.

I don’t know what’s being apologized for and now I’m sad I missed it :P

http://www.angryalien.com/aa/jurassicbuns.asp

Click bait comment with nothing to click on 🙃

Promise?

As a warning to other toilet paper rolls.

Every tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi’d are not tested.

Okay, Yahoo and AskJeeves didn’t have anything useful. Let’s try this Google thing.

Ooh, I didn’t know about that! But I think I’d be more surprised if it wasn’t real.

Linux is just a kernel. Emacs/Linux is the OS.

Slip them your number on a note on top of cash for your purchase?