Glad my Nixie Pixies are getting some representation!
Gentoo level is a gimp suit
unixsocks moment 🫣
Linux Mint

Where slackware?
Isn’t that just wearing pantyhose?
That means you are too old to wear stockings
Thigh high compression socks
owch…dont be like that.
CachyOS you just wax
Mint users just be wearing… regular socks?
Meanwhile Linux from Scratch is just no-show socks
LFS is a ball of yarn and two needles. Knit your own goddamn A-length socks like a real man
And I can’t decide if Mac OSX is flip-flops or crocs… (I mean, it is fully POSIX compliant, or at least was in the past…)
Yup.

… where’s the box?
I lost it when my power went out and my chest freezer thawed…
I have no idea what you are talking about it, but I am loving it regardless, box of feet! :-P
That’s Ubuntu, mint is some sort of mini sock
Mint is better than Ubuntu. Ubuntu should be at bottom. Actually, if Oligarchy ever gets on the list, it should be on a skunk scale and we’ll put it beside the butthole, and Ubuntu can go on the bottom.
Edit: punctuation
Omarchy is toe shoes.
Which one is scarier? I tried Ubuntu 2 years ago and got scared, working up the courage to try again.
Linux Mint is solid and very user friendly. Just got my boomer friend switched over a month ago with Libre Office or Open Office and he’s happy as fuck.
Just do it. You’ll be fine.
Looking at the meme, I knew exactly I wouldn’t need to scroll far for a comment complaining about this. :D
Until reading the comments, I thought this was skirt length.
Went from F to D and back to F… then straight to A!
I did use Debian for servers, but it’s not a daily driver so doesn’t count
I do like seeing NixOS as the terminally unix distro. 100% deserved. Arch doesn’t even compare to us
Short socks linux mint

I feel like Ubuntu really deserves to get orange, as they use it all over their branding.
As for yellow…hmm. is Yellow Dog Linux still around?
searches
Nope. Ended in 2012.
goes looking
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:SVG_logos_of_Linux_distributions
Nothing with an especially yellow logo.
I guess that’s why Ubuntu got yellow.
I thought it was sock size based on distro

As a mint user I guess I’m lucky I’m into Victorian women.
what about stage 1 gentoo??? hrm??
Compression stockings. Do young people even remember that Gentoo exists?
What can I say, some of us just like good music. And apparently medical grade socks.
For a certain definition of young
you’re beyond socks at that point, you exclusively wear body stockings
Full on Spanx huh.



















