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Transcript
4 Panel Comic
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Text: Vlad the Impaler Discovers Marshmallows
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[Vlad stares at a marshmallow in his hand]
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[Vlad impales the marshmallow on a stick]
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[Vlad inspects his work] Vlad: Well these are fucking great
I’ve always loved this little comic. Wish it had more words, purely to piss that other commenter off.
Post Ben Garrison. It would be lethal.
“You there … make that great screaming noise again when I impale this thing. Hey! Are you even listening?”
“If only they screamed…”

My fetish
He’d love roasting hot dogs. First you get to impale them and sometimes they squeal a little as they heat up.
I think Vlad would only poke it slightly into the marshmallow, and then wait until it slid onto the skewer on its own.
While not really bad here, I still feel that most comics today are too wordy. Even this one. I like it, but id like it more without words ig
Are you being ironic? I can’t tell. 🤔







