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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1年前

Marry Me

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Marry Me

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1年前
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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Save money by proposing at the same time

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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      As far as I can tell, only one of them is actually proposing and has a ring while the others are about to get a really rude awakening.

      • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        True, that’s how the comic works. I was spinning it further

      • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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        Or the others will just have 4 awkward conversations

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      I didn’t get you a ring because it’s an exploitative industry

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        But I got you this burger king onion ring!

        • samus12345@lemm.ee
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        • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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          But then I got hungry so I ate it.

    • Goun@lemmy.ml
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      We could make an app for that!

      • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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        A groupon

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      dropship proposals

  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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    We saw a man propose to his wife in a cute way. There was a person playing music and he got on his knees. She said yes and people were being supportive.

    Then I got down on my knee and proposed to my wife (again). My wife said no and walked away.

    I then quietly left the area to the awkward strangers, turned the corner to find my wife laughing at me.

    • cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world
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      your wife sounds fun, is she single?

      • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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        Or at least available ;)

    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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      That is fucking fantastic. 😆 😊

  • paraphrand@lemmy.world
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    That one guy must feel weird about having hair.

    • Courant d'air 🍃@jlai.lu
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      Maybe it’s a topless girl

      • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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        Not unlikely at all if it’s a European beach.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    500 for one discount, just post an ad in the paper for couples wanting to get engaged, rent out a beach pay for a sky writer charge each viewer ~50 to have will you marry me written in the sky boom

    ~ $25,000 -Subtotal

    ~ $150 -beach rental.

    ~ $2,500 -Skywriter.


    ~ $22,350 -Profit

    Free engagement -Priceless

  • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
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    “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

  • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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    I’m so confused

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      See, a skywriter is a guy who gets paid to write messages in the sky with a plane’s exaust. It’s not so much a thing anymore, but it used to be the type of thing you’d see in movies.

      So this guy does that, on a beach, and proposes to his girlfriend. Meanwhile the other 4 couples can also see the message on account of how skies work. But those other 4 guys had no intention of proposing that day. So now they’re on a beach, their girlfriends are excited for something that isn’t coming, meanwhile the couple in yhe middle IS having a proposal.

      • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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        Oh I didn’t see the plane XD. I thought it was just what they were all saying

      • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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        Very much a thing if you live near a municipal airport, much less a thing if you don’t.

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    There is bald lady

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      And topless, and probably has a huge cock

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        Or maybe a vagina

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