Not a big Guardians fan??? Surely you can’t deny that Jose Rameriez is one of the greatest in the game today!!! Go Guards!

…we’re talking baseball right?

Actually, he’d just wait outside a pizza parlor on a sidewalk…

This isn’t a shitpost. This is a new walpaper!

other fella probably is too as they almost always run in pairs.

Just like the Bananas in Pajamas! They’re coming down the stairs! Bananas, in PAJAMAS!!! They’re coming down in PAIRS!!!

67 minutes you say? That’s over an hour!

Yaaaaaay!!! Nemesis buddies!!! Awwwww!!! Just like Tom and Jerry! Shredder and the Turtles! Bill Clinton and Linda Tripp!

if you have the cash

And there’s your answer.

Yeah. And plus they have a tendancy to start world wars.

Can’t have that! That’s Americas thing now! Oh wait. It’s not 2028 yet…

Wait…I’m a guy. I wipe my ass. Am I supposed to be not wiping my ass? Is that a womens thing? Like crying at movies and drinking tasty mixed drinks, uh, I mean fruity mixed drinks?

Ok. Fine. I’ll stop wiping. Maybe that’s why I’m single. Women think I’m gay because my pants lack brown streaks.

I make the lather with the bar of soap. I rub it on me until I get the lather going. Then I stick the bar inside my butthole until I get a lather in there.

I poop bubbles, bitch!

Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly.

You think my hands touch more than my dick? Pssshhhh!!! Yeah, ok. Shows what YOU know! Here, hold this…it’s my dick.

They aren’t gonna get anynone government contolled stuff renamed unless the owner is a real MAGA brown noser.

He said, as if it weren’t true…

Plump rump.

Shhhhh, shhhhhh, no ones judging you.

Really feels like the wrong community for this.

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Pssshhhh!!! That’s conspiracy talk! Men are from Mars, women are from Venis. One’s got a yum-yum, the other’s got a penis!

Don’t you watch Bobs Burgers? Because if not…you should. It’s a really good show…

I’m releasing a new chipset structure. It’s not Intel. It’s not AMD. It’s BUTTS BUTTS BOOTYS.

So now all the best games will run on BUTTS BUTTS BOOTYS, and journalists will have to call it that.

Great! Now I’m charging you an invoice for $600k, unless you have insurance. Because in this country, we don’t treat mental health seriously, until we need to TREAT mental health. Then it’s serious business, which costs a lot of money!

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This makes me feel bad. We should dip those people in mud. See how they like it.