Because they had enough of taking care of the problems created by the US of A

You can’t say that word, no? /s

There are network cables, servers, laptops from all those employees who were fucked laid off.

For what? removing scales on the face?

Sadly, forced to use the garbage

Thank you for your service

“copy and paste from StackOverflow”

I feel violated

Social values didn’t originate out of thin air. Abrahmic Religions actually introduced them. There is a God.

Sound of a chainsaw starting

Where can I get the “out of the loop” details?

You racist! They are ogars!

Is UK being a Make a Wish foundation for all those who want to be PM?

Like what??! Answer me gooddammit!

Plus, remember that there always are people willing to do it for less. Unless customers pitch in.

It will be very painful… For you

Also, this unicorn that rhymes with Infinity, has all it’s database service accounts with… Drum roll… “Password1”. And most of the other secret service accounts and the passwords reside on company wide accessible Atlassian Confluence.

If you disconnect your existing connection, and got a new one using another name, saying that you’re new occupant, you can get that new connection discount (over and over again).

An AI company… They used to manually change system event logs to show it wasn’t their software that caused the downtime for our clients.

Bought over a million dollars worth hardware (25% of which didn’t even got racked), over 200 46inch LED screens that no one used, and very expensive offices at posh locations in the bid to increase its IPO valuation.

Butt that’s how I learnt the scripting!

I have been thinking about this government id aspect too. But it’s not coming to me.

Users sign up with govt ID, obtain a unique social media key that’s used for all activities beyond the sign up. One key per person, but a person can have multiple accounts? You know, like that database primary key.

The relationship between the govt id and social media key needs to be in a zero knowledge encryption so that no one can corelate the real person with their online presence. THIS is the bummer.