the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh

fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good

continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke

what if i want money more

I still believe that I cannot be saved

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

how babby formed

how girl get pregant

Riding ‘round the airplane

With a pocket full of weed

five dozen, no less

that explains my sterility. i always watched with my balls glued to the screen

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

haha yeah haha how big was it ಠ_ಠ

visit them in full furry regalia

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

barking noises

Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger

I’ve been denied everything…

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around