well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

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You mean mr family guy himself?

2 + 2 = 3

• People with shame kinks

gotta go quick

• sonec the hedgheg

our body needs so many minerals so yes

oh shit thats good i was thinking gregsland

New boof gootin’

I’m sorry but Vincent did nothing you leave him out of this

Here’s an article I found that may help provide context;

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11/28/why-has-venezuela-banned-six-international-airlines-amid-us-tensions

TL;DR: Trump advises people not to fly over or to Venezuela, some airlines stop, Venezuela govt bans airlines from flying there in response

yea

Its just cold up here eh

I would think mummies closer to liches than zombies - they have their organs preserved in jars which makes them harder to kill, they retain most if not all their faculties, and are typically actively channeling their curse.

While some zombies reanimate via magical means in some stories, they’re usually stoppable with a headshot, are usually devoid of conscious thought, and are the receivers rather than the perpetrators of what reanimates them.

Of course it’s all fictitious so I’m sure there’s some mummy or zombie story out there where the only way to stop them is by setting them up on a cute date with each other.

man is it just me or is the r word making a comeback

damn asexist, get your satinist beliefs out of here

All of the dumb with none of the charm

woah, easy on the math there, buddy. I’ve only got one brain cell that’s ping-ponging between my hemispheres