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Got a pointy piece of wood in a fish fillet once when i was a kid. Unexpected textures still ruin meals for me. I’ll finish it, but I’m checking every bite before I take it.

They froze.

“Well, a double dumb ass on you!”

ALL THESE FLORA ARE YOURS – EXCEPT FERNS. ATTEMPT NO CULTIVATING THEM.

Yeah, we were all there. We don’t need to hear it AGAIN.

Don’t give them any ideas. We’ll all be in matrix pods powering AI data centers.

Windows five minutes after installing a web browser: “Welcome to Edge! We’ve imported your tabs from Chrome for you.”

2004 or 2005, there was some “low bandwidth gamer radio” that I used while gaming on dial up. I’ve looked everywhere for it, would probably never use it again since I’m on fiber instead of dial up now, but it just bugs me not being able to remember what it was called. I’ve found other services like that that would have been active at the time, but looking at their UI in screenshots or wayback machine snapshots, none of them look familiar.

Just out of frame: An ignored “Employees must wash hands” sign.

We did it Patrick! We ended immorality!

I R Baboon

In fact, the crew count has increased by one.

“Oh okay. That explains the grey hairs.”

I want to quit the gym!

I think it primarily has to do with Microsoft requiring motherboard manufacturers to include their key, but other operating systems don’t have the pull. So it could potentially be seen as a form of lockdown. Personally I also don’t see the issue, especially now since it’s been a soft requirement for Windows for so long that most Linux distros just handle key generation and enrollment when installing.

Pokete is a text based Pokemon-like

Star Trek is a text based strategy game

Ceci n’est pas une drawer.

With a different on screen keyboard everytime. Some QWERTY, some A-Z. Some with with a separate section with capital letters instead of a shift button.