Who would even want to fuck him? He’s already fucked himself and Twitter.

Nah. He’s 10.

If you know, you know.

Since it is “for the children”, I’m sure they won’t give a shit about censorship.

Prepare your VPNs. This will be one hell of a ride.

I’m still not going to use TikTok.

Only in Australia.

I prefer Custom_juice.

You can’t edit code easily if it’s on a piece of paper. It is also stupidity.

I was u/aeughfish. Reddit sucked to the point to where I deleted my account. It had over 20,000 karma.

At least you aren’t a dolphin.

Can’t wait for the sequel “heavily shat pants”.

“Vaginal blood fart” 💀

It would be the mild case though.

Just don’t put a handful of Icy Hot on your balls unless you want to be in a Chubbyemu video.

It takes 183,563,965 human egg cells to make an omelette equivalent to 2 large chicken eggs.
I did the calculations myself.

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The fact that your pfp is a raccoon makes me think about a similar meme.

I can hear this image.

It’s kinda like the sound of a suspension bridge on a very windy day, but only one creak.

Specifically the left thumb.

I am amazed that this transcribing thing went from Reddit to the Fediverse. Good work 👍

It’s a good thing that everything has its alternatives.

YouTube: Odysee, though I dislike the fact that it is connected to blockchain.

Reddit: Fediverse

Twitter, Facebook, and TikTok: Literally anything else.