Wait, who was the Star Trek actor?

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Who is this “journalist?”

This pic is at least 30 years old.

And don’t call me Shirley.

You’re assuming one at a time.

I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.

Wrong.

Yay?

The joke still lands, though!

Poor kid. When your own mom calls you sweaty, you don’t have a chance.

…with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

They do have a distinctive call.

About time.

As a former McD’s employee, that would’ve been hard to clean.

Mental health for felines does not necessitate killing other animals. Mine gets sufficient stimulation by just observing and being played with.

Cats are apex predators even at an old age.

Groans in Zombie

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