Tank-style undershirt. Tuck them and its practically guaranteed to prevent plumber’s crack or that thing where the bottom of your gut hangs out that a lot of fat dudes seem oblivious to.

I stopped attending local MtG events many years ago because of this one cadre of assholes who not only had obnoxious personalities but also smelled like they carried old onions and dog shit in their back pockets.

High school was rough for you, wasn’t it?

Honestly, bro, why do you even care? Being a smug prick over insignificant shit like this is exactly the kind of asshole behavior OP is posting about.

A lot of people come here because they hate what Reddit has become without acknowledging that their shitty Redditor behavior is part of the problem.

Seriously. Imagine having a sincere interest in anything. Cringe, amirite?

I was really interested in ttrpgs and wargmaming as a kid. My family was poor as hell, though, so buying $40+ books and $300+ Warhammer starter sets wasn’t a priority. I would try to create my own but were all proper shit. I at least had fun with process.

I discovered some used Call of Cthulhu books in an antique mall in my mid 20s and realized that I could buy all the stuff I never could get as a kid. I’m 42 now and have two full bookcases of RPGs and a whole pile of grey plastic collecting dust.

Because everyone loves dogs.

The power of Christ compelled her to swallow hog.

This is why you don’t trust a dipshit who paints everything in his home gold with public projects.

I’m pretty sure we’re all dead and this is Hell.

Ew, Gnome.

My dog shows her teeth all the time. Her lips get stuck on them.

I use the presence books or an e-reader in a home as a barometer for how much have in common with the people in it. I’m not a snob about it, either. I don’t care if its Harry Potter or obscure volumes of post-structural literary criticism. Just read, please.

The ludicrously tragic? The tragically ludicrous?

I’m sure Charlie is looking up at them with pride.

The important thing is that you found a way to appear superior to everyone.

Would he prefer “burn out the rich”?