Cover your ears with your palms, thumbs down (airtight). Use your two pointer fingers and two middle fingers to drum on the soft spot at the base of your skull for about 20 seconds. This may give temporary relief from the ringing.

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The industry is milking it for every last penny.

You need a tub of Oops! All Peppers

Well then they obviously haven’t yet made it!

No true Scotsman and all that

Are we talking standard roll or mega roll? 2-ply?

The worst meme you’ve seen so far

I mean, he’s already got Pestilence in the bag

Also Gun Industry: “We like fear! More people buy guns!”

At least the FDA is still there to tell us not to eat it. (for now)

Maxwell asked if it was all prints failing it just the benchy. OP replied “everything is failing”.

Opossum are native, eat ticks and do not carry rabies. They are heros!

Well the solution to our “not enough bits” problem has been generally available for 20 years. Signed bigint time would cover from the Permian Period until 290 million years from now, down to ms precision. That ought to be good enough for most use cases.

You get over 584 million years in 2^64 ms. 66-bit computers are a bit tough to come by!

Milliseconds since the epoch is the only true time

The benefits the Peace Corps provides the US is a hundred-fold its meager costs. Cutting this program is grotesquely short-sighted.

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I’m with e8d79 on that one. Whatever your intent when posting the original message, the way it reads is tone deaf at best and entitled at worst.

Whenever you see “no fear of humans,” you know you’re reading propaganda.