Hi New!
I’m gay!

Aawww, your pookie bear isn’t sensitive enough?
Gonna cry about it?

Damnnn…
Forgive me Lord, for what I’m about to do…

Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.

Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson

Petrichor is available as perfumes. Spray it where you fancy and bob’s your uncle.
For your mango kink, go test Wanted By Night By Azzaro. To me, it smells like mango leaves/mango seed, ymmv.

So you are a butt guy.
Nice!!!

No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made.

Valve gives you a taste of gambling.
Every billionaire out there has become a billionaire by being a fucking idiot. No exceptions.

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/valves-reported-profit-per-head-from-steam-commissions-is-out-there-and-at-usd3-5-million-per-employee-it-makes-apple-and-facebook-look-like-a-lemonade-stand/

Ha ha
You stupid dildo!

Bbbbbuu…bbbuuuttttttt

TYLENOL!

I wanna see!
I wanna see!
I wanna see!

???
My Family?
Fuck, I am against my privacy means. Shit gets too much for me sometimes. I also want to be an ignorant idiot and just trail naked online while doing fuck nothing to keep my shit private.
Bbbuuttttt…that’s not what we do.
We put in the extra effort, we go that extra mile to keep ourselves hidden and cover our tracks. So that those pesky piglets don’t come snooping around, steal our info and then pimp us out to other oinking piggies.
We do it all.

This one, ladies and gentlemen.

Women can have dicks. Dick having people can call themselves women.
…and vice-versa.
I’ve personally been with ‘at least’ two “women”, who not only had bazookas, but also equally impressive groin-ferret, that made me happy and cry at the same time.
On second thought, it is very much possible, one of male twins might just realise he is a she but refuses for any down-surgery. Totally possible. We have to be open minded.

Counter strike.
Any version of it.
Fucking meaningless piece of work.
I mean, it’s a really simple game, but it’s only because of the players’ skills that the game has kept making it one of the most played games of all time.
So, there’s no depth to it. No story. Just a bunch of racially-insensitive idiots shooting at each other.
The CS “2”, is again an iterative. Looks pretty, got new maps and shit and a truck load of gambling-training transactions.
I cannot see the reasons why such a stupid game can keep players coming back to it. Been doing my “research” since I sprouted wispy beard, I can now tell how cold the weather would get just from the pain in my knees, so don’t even think about coming at me, I’ll knife you with my Karambit before you even load, punk!
All hail our Lord and saviour, father Gabe!

So you are into pegging. We know brah!
It’s tots normal my man. We all are, we all love it. You were just living under a rock.
Good thing your woman has patience.
Happy for you and your dom gurl!

There’s “WhatsApp for Business” & “WhatsApp Business Solutions”.
Catch-up, grandpa!

Heyyyyyyy

I choose this guy’s wife’s husband.
Assuming she’s married to a dude.

You do you boi.
Or, more correctly, you did you.
Like they say, nerds rock!\