We all know that won’t work. Try this instead.

“Hold ‘RB’ to flip… wait, what? How did you do that?”

That owl:

Big same. When I quit the grocery store some 20 years ago, I immediately deleted all those codes from my memory. But this one remains.

“Mondays we paint. All other days are leg day.”

Do not worry. The time will pass.

“You got a letter from headquarters this morning.”

“What is it?”

“It’s a big building where generals meet, but that’s not important.”

“Excuse me sir, there’s been a little problem in the cockpit…”

“The cockpit…what is it?”

“It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.”

I don’t mean to worry you but…

My Pixel

Well I guess that explains why mine stopped working. I’d have never bought one if it didn’t come with my house.