I’ll be glad to see the day when the front page isn’t 70% step-fantasies.

Trick question. The answer is Captain Kathryn Janeway.

Ain’t it just.

But why?

Disable safety protocols.

In response to nearly everything, “That was my high school nickname!”

Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds.

Aaaand now I’m sad.

Police

Shoog Shoog in my ass.

Got it. Gas prices will stay the same, if not increase. No one should honestly believe there’s going to be a “pretty sizable rollback”.

I think we left What If long ago.

Freeballin’ FTW!

Joe Bonamassa - The Ballad of John Henry

I use this for EQing by stereo equipment. The chains must sound like chains.

Also the entirety of The Barenaked Ladies album Gordon.

I DD’d for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Using Teams is a pretty big catch already.

Then we should string them up in a tree and beat them with sticks,

… To get the candy.

They taste like forgiveness

They stole my catchphrase!

Always has been.🔫