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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•We all sleep alone soundly; Maybe the key to a happy marriage is separate beds
2·6 months agoI read that last one “or get depressed in the morning”. How thoughtful not to bother your partner with that, I thought. But getting dressed is good too.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Ancient food are absurdly complicated.
2·7 months ago99%
I highly doubt that. Being from a European country, a bakery around the corner with fresh bread is the most normal thing. Supermarket bread is highly frowned upon here and definitely not something most people would ever buy. As is the case in most of the world (either by baking themselves or going to the bakery) - except of course the USA I presume
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might be time to find another job
18·7 months agoJust leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.
Narrator: but ofcourse she fell
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Technology@lemmy.world•SpaceX's Starship blows up ahead of 10th test flightEnglish
4·8 months agoElon should really pilot the next starship himself. Just put a small 1 person capsule on top (or maybe even 5 people so he can take some of his billionaire friends along) and connect a playstation controller to the engines. Stockton did it, and he made several succesful trips. What you do yourself, you do better!!
Toffe gebruikersnaam hebt ge daar menne man
They still had wooden dollars back then, can you imagine?
On the other hand, the CLIt is something he’ll never get to master.
At which point it would start killing every contributor to the training dataset.
scaramobo@lemmynsfw.comtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Community Notes strikes againEnglish
1·9 months agoThat would be so RAD…
They absolutely would, if it wasn’t for that Carol fuckin’ Baskin!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is this for? (Wrong answers only)
3·9 months agoSo you can rest your neck while washing your hair.
scaramobo@lemmynsfw.comtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•“You cannot serve both God and money”English
51·10 months agoMario Luigi King
scaramobo@lemmynsfw.comtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I unironically would go to thisEnglish
5·10 months agoHere in western europe, such behaviour would be VERY frowned upon. You go to the theater to see the movie on a big screen with good sound. And you shut the hell up from the moment the lights go out. You don’t talk, you don’t shout, you don’t applaud. Laughing and crying are socially acceptable if not too loud. If you want to talk, go to a bar. If you want to talk during a movie, buy your own projector. Want to scroll on your phone? Go to the bathroom. But in the theater, you sit down and shut the hell up. At least here, in quiet and peace-loving (and slightly boring) western europe :)
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Woodworking@lemmy.ca•How can I saw a board into thin sheets?
3·11 months agoYou can absolutely do this with a hand plane, even less than 1.5 if needed. Specialty planes for musical instruments exist too.
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News@lemmy.world•Republican town hall drowned out by "tax the rich" chants
72·11 months agoYou cant just organise a gathering of many people without permits. If you lack the permits for say, fire safety, your gathering will be broken up by police and you get a fun day in court. And guess what happens if you apply for permits in your town and you say you want to organise your own town hall because you disagree with the ones in power? Do you think they will get approved?
Exactly. This is why peaceful protest doesn’t work.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What redditisms do you hope don't come to lemmy?
9·11 months agoI was today years old when i was reminded again of this godawful expression.
One of the first things we will use it for is to make a new weapon of mass destruction. Mark my words.



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