Many ad approaches are based on objective facts, logic and reasoning.

The image is hypersaturated and hyperaveraged

Don’t shame me for my IBS

Your slop-pooping machine is bad at text parallax and it still looks gross

If I am looking to buy a product or service that serves a specific need, then I would rather be able to use a search engine to find it.

We…… twice…… established that a consumer is already fiscally paying for these services which then add ads onto the service

Are you trolling?

I don’t see how paying for a service implies or justifies solicitation. Ads, especially online, persistently obstruct information and strive to be a general sensory nuisance. I don’t even watch cable TV because the ads have become so noisy, brainless, and aggressive (also since so much of the network content has as well).

Why are people normalizing targeted ads, let alone being impartial to ads at all?

I thought the boot was supposed to go below the mitten

It was usually a rubber KONG toy so not really anthropomorphic

I thought the title implied a Shrek intruder but this is arousing in a different way

I legit asked myself this when I would pretend to throw my dog’s ball or hide her toy under her blanket and then sneak it out and have her look for the toy when it’s not actually in the blanket. Does my audience think of me as God or think of themselves as stupid?

unable to open the doors and drowned

If you find yourself in a car sinking in water, conserve your energy because the doors will not open until your cabin is submerged. Take a deep breath at the last second that you can (you will need it) and wait until you are fully underwater to try to open the doors. This may not have been possible with the shallowness of the pool in the above news story. There are also specialized tools for breaking car windows that you can keep in your glove compartment for emergencies.

I don’t understand this

The phrasing brought to mind the opening lyrics of “I’m Eighteen” by Alice Cooper

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Why are the two unnecessary asterisks different sizes?

I think somewhere up the grapevine of meme reposting, a bot account altered the meme slightly to avoid automated image recognition software that would help detect bot accounts. I had seen that method before on Reddit with image skewing, cropping, and/or tinting.