Except even “don’t murder” and “don’t rape” isn’t equally applied to all citizen. In the US, you got the orange man as the prime example. Here in Canada, you just gotta look at how first nations victims are more often than not left to fend for themselves, while Mounties will ignore them if the case involves any type of effort.

Sorry, the only drugs available in the cult is whatever you can buy in a Texas gas station. There’s some offering, but it won’t be that good primo shit.

You mean, the wrapping paper doesn’t keep the cold in??

yes but saving billions of future lgbtq+ people! It’s called effective altruism!

I think I did, but nothing that a resync didn’t fix.

Installed Mint last week. I already ported most of my personal stuff there ; as a user of FOSS software, it was a breeze. Still dual booting Windows because of work, but I’ll start trying to see if I can get the required tools to work on there too.

For now, my biggest issue was that connecting my Bluetooth headphones to both Linux and Windows was fucky but, lo and behold, there was a guide online that told me exactly how to make sure both OS had the same device ID.

It’s not a painless experience yet, but it’s way less painful than what it was running Win95 back then. And it feels so good to finally flip Microsoft the bird.

Thine story is similar to mine, except thou didst learn with Kings Quest, whereas I learned with Ultima VII.

Did my best to at least give you a digital sticker to use :

For some reason, that last panels really sends me.

I was wondering about the source for this figure. For the curious, it comes from a private report from an independent consulting firm in the UK called MacroStrategy Partnership. I found this article talking about it, dated 2025-10-3.

There is something humorous about the fact that they give this description

a plastic surgery and fashion trend among American conservative and Republican women […]

And later gives this list

Notable public figures described as having the Mar-a-Lago face include First Lady Melania Trump, Matt Gaetz, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Kristi Noem, and Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump.

There is a good joke to be made about Matt Gaetz being the only “man” in it, but I fail to find the words that safely makes it feel acceptable, so I’ll just point it out and assume that lout probably had choice words about the importance of “masculinity” or some such.

Who cares about productivity. You’ve reclaimed your time, and napping is probably better for you than whatever you were getting from Reddit.

My tired ass first read “you genetically couldn’t make this shit up”, and frankly, we should preemptively make a law for this.

If you just asked without the gun, it would have been an enthusiastic yes. Trust your choices dammit.

yeah I don’t really think what I’ve written above is coming. I just expect nothing less from that class than to turn a solution into a new problem. Should have been more explicit about that.

“So, I don’t get why you people keep complaining. This is a green technology! Why are you so mad we’ve been evaporating the oceans at a speed to keep up with the demand for sodium? As if this is what has been causing all these new hurricanes and flood!”

• A trillionaire in 20 years or something.

The current timeline made me into a grumpy pessimist. I need to get out of that mindset.

How else would you know that between 4-5, 24-25, 44-45 and 64-45, you were IMMORTAL.

I’m broken ; first thing I thought was " this laptop will overheat and break over the long term".

… Then I thought “but it’s cute”.

never noticed! will not recommend in the future. thanks for the heads up.