I was very slow as a kid due to juvenile arthritis. Thankfully, I outgrew it, but I can almost guarantee I am still it. This is such a whimsical and delightful thought. Thank you for the smile today stranger. I definitely needed it.

Don’t be fooled. They are illithids in disguise.

Jerry Cantrell has a song called “Psychotic Break” that has the line: “Chalking up my dead friends and loved ones long gone.” When I first heard that in 2002, I thought, “man, that must be an awful feeling.” I just heard it again yesterday and after I heard that line, now I get it.