You’re missing the stage between denial and anger, which is annual sick week, because I refuse to put on a sweater and then I shiver in the park for an entire Saturday and catch a cold.

Thank you, I had no idea this existed or how badly I needed it.

!shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

Yeah fair

I know a guy who takes them home and keeps them as pets for a few a weeks and then sets them loose back in the park.

I didn’t say I was hoping for the diner outcome. It would be nice if Breakfast lived out his days frolicking upstate. Again, I apologize for inserting my dark humor into your optimism.

I do not have a dog and I do not eat meat. Just talking hard truth and making bad puns. I’m sorry I offended you.

They will, in a breakfast sanctuary. Locally known as a diner.

I’ve heard good things about water picks.

Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.

How did they manage to spin that as scary? That sounds amazing.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

that’s said

“that said”

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/that said

Why are you so hung up on big age gaps? Just put everyone within a few years of each other.

Also the absolute lack of privacy. It’s like having a Facebook account.

We’re certainly governed by them.

They taste different when cooked.

Amazing idea, than you for sharing. I wonder if there’s something similar for poetry.

Edit: they treat poetry as a genre of short story.