I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn’t work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

Can you help me with my pimple?

You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.

Why do you know that!?

On second thought, please ignore that question.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

I mean, technically, I guess (insert Futurama technical correct meme), but with that defintion everything is a puzzle.

I just breathed in, what do I do next? I can’t inhale more air. I have to think fast! Maybe if I breath out, I can then breath in again… It worked! Amazing!

Wow, so the “x” on screen means I have to press the “x” on my controler while it’s highlighted!?

Damn, thanks for spoiling that puzzle!

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

However you look at it, it’s shit either way. This joke stinks!

Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.

I guess war does change.