“I’d 'ave”

I used to joke about my children having to fight in the “Trump Wars” during his first term. Then he got reelected. It’s not funny anymore.

No.

I had a robin nest on my porch light some years ago. I thought it would be neat to watch them grow up. Then the bird mites got into my house through the water spigot that happens to connect to the bathroom sink inside. Come to find out that the mites can’t live off of human blood, but that doesn’t stop them from trying. Good luck.

“universal peace” == “kill all humans”

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This is the result of eliminating those not loyal to Trump. Unfortunately incompetence and blind loyalty are closely related traits.

Yes. But not the actual actor’s voice. the one from some bit in Animaniacs or some other animated parody I’ve seen.

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In many cases they also cause the child hunger by paying their employees a wage so low that food assistance is required.

I thought they were trying to simplify things. If the “Department of War” is involved then it’s war.

Like many things Trump does, there is a nugget of good smothered with a terribly corrupt and incompetent execution.

I’m 98.6° Greg. Am I hot?

I equated it to newspeak since the first day I heard about twitter. It’s gotten closer and closer to the rest of the narrative from the book since.

Constipation

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If it works like their car seat recycling program then returns should be a pretty simple process.

It was a hotdog with mustard.

A couple I enjoy:

• Tents and Trees
• OneBit Adventure

Yes