Sony has been this way forever. Back in the 90s all their discmans used proprietary power and audio connectors. In the 2000s they did memory sticks when everyone else was using sd cards.

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Elon hired a bunch of SBFs who play video games at work and claim they’re geniuses.

Everything Elon has ever said could be a top post in r/iamverysmart or r/confidentlyincorrect

But an inexperienced kid is gonna act like an inexperienced kid

Let’s give him access to government payroll!

This is actually the first time I understood merge sort to the point that I could write an implementation from scratch.

There are several linux systems that don’t use GNU. Android for one. Alpine (everyone’s favorite docker image) for two. ChromeOS for three.

That’s a programming font for the insane.

I would fix that bug but the complete rewrite that management has had me working on for the past two years will make it obsolete anyway.

Mom, put down the phone, I’m using the modem!

That’s when you break out valgrind because you certainly are using uninitialized memory.

I’m trying to remember the last time I actually had a core file. I think core dumps have been disabled by default on Linux since at least 2000.

I don’t use Ruby anymore, but I still use irb everyday as a command line calculator.

Tradition is just dead people’s baggage. Doug Stanhope.

Known to cause heisenbugs. They’re bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.

Yeah back before github existed, we used sourceforge to host opensource, and you had to use CVS. Then later Subversion.

One of the people reverse engineering the M1 GPU for Asahi Linux is a catgirl vtuber: https://www.youtube.com/asahilina

Nah… wrap entire templates in @if statements.

It’s kinda amazing how someone can work so hard to sabotage their own public image.