They added the bullshit names in parentheses - as if anyone would actually use them anywhere else in the world.

Not only, but especially if you participate in a ride in their own-built water vehicles

My guess is future generations will look back in horror how people used stirring devices in plastic bowls, tearing down the inner layer right into their food. I imagine a monochrome flashback scene in a documentary.

Strawberries are nuts by definition. I guess the definition is nuts, too.

I always drink freshly pressed juice of one lemon two days in a row and feel better. Maybe it’s imagination but I do it for years now everytime I have a sore throat. Hope you get better soon!