I did quite a bit of app dating at one point and I’m basically average (5’11) or slightly above for a guy in the US. I was honest about my height in profiles and listed exactly how tall I am when measured at a physical exam with my shoes off. Mostly, women didn’t care. However, there were several times when I went on a date and the girl said some variation of “it’s nice you didn’t exaggerate your height, a lot of guys do.”

Roasted

It’s okay, birds are hard to draw

Yup. You just have to tank the first few days. If you’re initially having gigashits, I’d take that as a sign that you need this more, not less

I’ve been looking for my stolen bike. If anyone sees it down there, please let me know. It’s red and has tassles on the handlegrips

It happens in certain circles. Source: I’ve hung out with some real scumbags

Here you go, just fill them in with your imagination:

🎶 Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. I love Earl-Grey and there are four lights 🎵

Might be a stretch, but I think it kinda works

My guess without looking anything up is that things are kinda “blocky” when it should look like a round shape. Maybe? But what do you expect from something l i t er a l l y made from blocks?

That’s so great! How long did it take you?

Can’t image a better time to dust off the cobwebs and post this: https://picard.ytmnd.com/

TIL Australian Santa hella rules, is a sad alcoholic, or possibly both

Yes, I did miss this. I’ve seen that video but it’s been forever, forgot how great it is. Thank you

That’s space bro. You’re describing outer space

…people acted like memes were just going to get more and more surreal until they’re completely incomprehensible…

I mean, as far as I can tell, it basically happened and this is the result. I’m happy for the new generation of memers. They’ve made it their own and I’m totally for it

I don’t think he recognized the actual guy, it was just pointed out by the news piece

What?

Psychologytoday is such a trash, clickbaity website and has been for a very long time. I don’t trust anything they put out

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What the heck is a head mate?

Which is the silliest question ever. Who wouldn’t want a girlfriend who eats dirt and can crawl down your urethra?