Greta

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
HELPING YOU REMEMBER YOUR IMPORTANT CONVERSATIONS

I always wonder whether we’re getting it backwards.

Like, did you see ads for kayaks because you had that conversation about kayaking, or did you have the conversation because an ad company/social network decided it was time for you to get into kayaking?

Or it accidentally got the wording wrong, oops

I bet building a ton of data centres is the answer ✨

It’s likely to be Andy Burnham, who IIRC is currently the only British politician with a net positive approval rating. So that’s something. 🤷‍♂️ He’s been pretty successful (and well liked) as the mayor of Greater Manchester, and generally comes across a bit more human than the other lizard-people in British politics.

He’s often described as “soft-left” by the media. So far, he’s been a vocal supporter of proportional representation, which is great, but whether he’ll drop that as soon as he gets into Number 10 is a different matter.

He’s a member of the “Labour Friends of Israel” group, but kinda seems to mostly sit on the fence on that whole issue. (He called for a ceasefire but refused to call it a genocide.)

I’m sure other people will chip in with other problematic things about him, I haven’t looked too deeply. 😃

Globox Mangione

FWIW, it’s a myth that sugar causes hyperactivity. But it’s been shown in studies that parents who believe the myth are more likely to perceive their children’s behaviour as hyperactive when they’ve had sugar.

I think there is evidence that some artificial food additives can have that effect in some people, though.

Ate loads of shit for years as soon as I left home, now type-2 diabetic. 😬

Did you somehow post this from a typewriter

They’re 100% going to come for VPNs as well.

I hadn’t even been drinking, I felt rough all day so all I ended up having was a Pepsi. 😬

Anyway, I came out looking really sheepish and told my flatmates we needed to leave. One of them went to tell a member of staff, who stared at her for a few seconds, then pointed at another guy and said, “Can you go and tell that to my manager, and not tell him you told me? Because I really don’t want to deal with that.” 😅

It makes you believe that it did the work, but also makes you feel like it’s your fault if it doesn’t do the work 😬

[holding clipboard] I think I’ll just put you down as “Autistic”.

Oh, I’ll piggyback on this one and say: Spirit Tracks and Phantom Hourglass.

I feel like I’m the only person who didn’t struggle with the touch controls at all, and I love both games dearly.

Maybe Switch 2 would be the perfect time to remake them, so you can use mouse controls to write on the map and stuff. 🤔

Researchers historically tended to assume birds either did not masturbate or did so only under the stress of captivity … Accounts from hobbyists revealed that some owners had sought veterinary help when they caught their birds masturbating, fearing the animals might hurt themselves.

Yeah, every customer service worker has met loads. 😬

Dog food lid backwards is dildo of god

I’ve tried switching before, but always found I ultimately preferred Google’s search results.

But if Google’s going to stop showing me search results… that makes things easier. 😬