Now, normally I wouldn’t say this, but since it’s a u/violet08_ post, I think I have license to be horny: I would bathe every square mm of those pits with my tongue.

It’s the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it… Tim.

Disagree. As a guy, girls with winged eyeliner make me weak.

14. In the Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kherson regions, the line of troop deployment as of the date of this agreement is de facto recognized as the line of contact.

I’m a bit confused, does this mean Ukraine is ceding territory to Russia?

I say pwned, but I think pwned is also an acceptable pronunciation. But if you say it like pwned, you’re dead to me.

Do you think Microsoft understands consent?

[ ] - Yes

[ ] - Ask again later

What Is Love In My Ass

The Department of Homeland Security said it will seek the arrest and deportation of those subject to the policy change if they fail to depart the U.S. in the next 30 days. Officials are urging migrants to use the newly repurposed CBP Home smartphone app to register for self-deportation.

“Please use our smartphone app to register with the gestapo” isn’t the cyberpunk future I wanted.

Easy Mode: Amish Paradise

Hard Mode: Shia LaBeouf

Hey! They consented! Supposedly.

“Hopefulism”? I didn’t know we had a slur for optimists now.

Yes, actually

Realizing you want to improve is the first step to growing into a better person!

Don’t leave the rest of us in suspense; should we be using APIs???

I think the best possible response to a question like this is just to say “yes”, and refuse to elaborate further.

I’m sorry, but I just wanted to say that being charged $16k for emergency medical attention doesn’t sound like a mistake on your part.

What suspect? I thought they ruled the bullet wounds were a pre-existing condition and no police coverage is warranted.

So happy I got out of that state. I couldn’t stand the idea of my tax dollars funding this fuckhead’s administration.

Valve is asymptotically approaching episode three. Always getting closer, but never quite reaching it.

The Dutch coming in clutch with sensible laws once again!