This is a plot point in one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide books. They decide to burn down the forest to increase the value of leaves already collected.

Good luck Violet! Thanks for making the fediverse a more interesting place.

Nice to see a Subaru SVX in the wild, even if it did get caught in a trash compactor

My setup is very similar. Ryzen 5 7600X, Radeon 6800 XT, and 32GB RAM. I’ll give catchyOS a try, and see if it helps at all.

I must be in hell. It was 39C today and EA is giving me blue balls. I’ve tried every proton version I can think of. Which distro are you using? I’m also crashing in other games, and I’m starting to wonder if it’s a problem with Linux Mint.

I would really like to play this game, but the combination of the EA launcher and Unreal Engine with Proton means that Steam shows 3 hours played, when I actually have maybe 20 minutes in game 😮‍💨

Once ze rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

I was up until 3am playing the demo. So hyped for the full release.

Now, normally I wouldn’t say this, but since it’s a u/violet08_ post, I think I have license to be horny: I would bathe every square mm of those pits with my tongue.

It’s the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it… Tim.

Disagree. As a guy, girls with winged eyeliner make me weak.

14. In the Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kherson regions, the line of troop deployment as of the date of this agreement is de facto recognized as the line of contact.

I’m a bit confused, does this mean Ukraine is ceding territory to Russia?

I say pwned, but I think pwned is also an acceptable pronunciation. But if you say it like pwned, you’re dead to me.

Do you think Microsoft understands consent?

[ ] - Yes

[ ] - Ask again later

What Is Love In My Ass

The Department of Homeland Security said it will seek the arrest and deportation of those subject to the policy change if they fail to depart the U.S. in the next 30 days. Officials are urging migrants to use the newly repurposed CBP Home smartphone app to register for self-deportation.

“Please use our smartphone app to register with the gestapo” isn’t the cyberpunk future I wanted.

Easy Mode: Amish Paradise

Hard Mode: Shia LaBeouf

Hey! They consented! Supposedly.

“Hopefulism”? I didn’t know we had a slur for optimists now.