Something, something, free market something

Tasty bugs

I don’t mind the beeping, as long as the microwave shuts the fuck up when I open the door. The ones that keep beeping should be Office Spaced

Are you gonna get the big one too? If you don’t have it already

Fuck no I’m not. Frozen is never as good as freshly baked. But going to red lobster for the biscuits is like buying an airline for free peanuts

They sell the mix for those in grocery stores. Just make your own at home

LOVE that movie.

My favorite Disney movie!

It’s been a little while since I used discord, but can’t you set yourself to appear offline?

I’m sitting here trying to figure out what the meme reference is, not even recognizing the fact that it’s chocolate chip cookies with shrimp on it

They probably fired the people responsible for doing that

Because they tend to be assholes

Nevada too

Pretty sure they wouldn’t want it either, at this point

That generally just makes me remember not to use that product or service because the ad was so annoyingly stupid

I mean, if you don’t mind/know about the bigotry, it’s pretty fuckin good chicken. And their waffle fries are good too. Haven’t eaten there in years and I do miss the food. But it’s still a hard no for me.

What do you mean “things so small we can’t see them with the human eye?”

Not really, they just forgot a word. Should be “what do you mean…”

“Sir! Are you ok?” “I’m kinda fucked up in general, so it’s hard to judge”

One of my favorite movie lines ever