we are such a garbage species.

Definitely Antichrist material! 👍

This is the first time on Not The Onion I’ve genuinely been flabbergasted that it really wasn’t from The Onion.

I guess they’ve calculated that people will react with similar incredulity and thus brands awareness, but still, wtf.

🤮

This is not glamping.

In Melbourne there was one cycleway that was regularly strewn with furniture tacks.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boulie_Tacker

This isn’t a surprise if I heard about it weeks ago.

Don’t forget MZB.

🤮

Lolol. I thought this had to be on c/leopardseatingfaces 😂

OMG how did I miss seeing this before now

Pretty sure he’ll be dead before lasting that long… I wonder what the odds are on exactly how though

Bold of them to assume that Trump’s presidential term will end at four years.

Yup. It’s why so many died, not from measles, but from other diseases in the 3-5 years after they had measles. IIRC they only really worked this out in the last 5-10 years because of the amount of data to comb through.