Yeah, in general I don’t trust anyone on the internet is who they say they are

They do… I just want to make sure OP is thinking about how people might not be who they say they are.

Because she asked for pictures of my boobs and hipbones for the reading.

You sure about that part?

You’re probably thinking of the HAI video.

And how do I reach her?

Pussy

I swear some people on this platform are intentionally dense or something

Yup. That’s why I’m still on Proton.

They’re less deadly, but this maneuver makes them more likely. Overall, it’s more dangerous.

This is more dangerous than doing it the correct way

It depends from person to person. Some don’t get much warning if any. They just drop. Others can tell when it’s coming and/or have warning signs they can learn. A book I read as a kid had a character who heard a train horn getting louder as the seizure came on.

Just because you can tell it’s coming doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to drive, though. Maybe you won’t get a warning next time. Maybe you’ll get stuck in traffic where you can’t pull over safely. Your faculties are already starting to go when a seizure starts to come on, maybe you’ll have poor judgement about how far you can make it before you have to stop. Maybe you’ll stop, but you won’t be good to drive when you wake up again.

Already got the hard part done of breaking my mom’s heart by telling her we’re still not cool and I’m visiting my sister for Christmas. Now it’s just a matter of getting over the trauma of having to worry about her hurting herself over it.

Recreational benadryl user meme is that if you take too much the hat man comes to visit you.

Right? It’s like… let’s see. I have half a billion dollars. I just noticed my door hinge isn’t working correctly. Do I

A. Attempt to fix it, requiring maybe a trip to the hardware store, but at the minimum some time and effort
B. Ask my assistant to call someone and go back to playing video games

I know what I’d do.

The last U.S. president to visit Australia, Barack Obama, once said: “It’s horrible.”

This is a lot funnier if you read it out of context.

There are two kinds of people in this world. The first can extrapolate from incomplete information. The second would apparently be yourself.

I think the implication was pretty clear that these places have the highest suicide rates within the USA.

Agreed. There are a lot of people and a lot of guns in the world, so I won’t say that it’s never happened. The vast majority of those cases, though, are suicides or failed suicides where they’re trying to save face and/or make sure the life insurance still pays out.

I think I only have half that much left on my loan. Also my loan is at 2.49%. It really wouldn’t make sense to pay it off right now.

Look at the turd cutter on you