You made me audibly chuckle on the bus at 5:15am. Well done, internet friend.

I think that Tesla stock was very heavily tied into the purchase of Twitter. I’m having trouble finding a source right now after Lutnik just encouraged Americans to buy Tesla stock.

So Tesla stock plummeting could have a huge influence on his ownership of Shitter.

“So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud”

Les Claypool is a fucking legend.