It occurred to me that if it was looking like war between USA and Europe, he might threaten that all US companies must cut off all business with “enemy countries”. No more AWS (shut down services), no Windows/MacOS/Android/iOS (push out a disabling update), no access to your Gmail, no payment processing by Visa/Mastercard, root DNS fuckery…

My son insisted for a couple of years that it is Bihop, not Bishop, because of a typo in the instructions for his chess set.

Misread this as you all went back home with pinkeye from the restaurant

In an infinite universe every configuration of matter that can possibly exist will just due to the laws of statistics

Not necessarily. There is an infinite set of numbers containing the positive integers, but it still excludes the negative integers. Why should an infinite universe be any different?

“Changes in this release: general improvements”

Only Child

American Event I (American History X)

Ghostbuster

Tree Gump

The Cell (The Matrix)

One Wedding Xor A Funeral

“Poo makers”

Yeah they seemed to be editing code live in production with no revision control. What morons.

“I could be arguing in my spare time”

3d printed houses are, in general, stupid PR stunts.

But the news told me they would solve the housing crisis!

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I dont get the tense in this post. Are they going to “become” boomers? How does one become a boomer?

They should call it “Corps Laver” so it sounds all fancy/French for the girls, and sounds like corpse and lava for the manly men.

Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

The parents probably pronounce “nuclear” as “nucular”.

Thanks!

Years ago I thought I was being smart encrypting my home dir on my Linux server. I found out the hard way this prevents remote login over ssh using public key encryption, as the .ssh dir is in the home dir, which is encrypted unless you are already logged in at the time! So every time I wanted to ssh in, I had to plug in a monitor and log in on the console first.