Why :wq doesnt work?

Writing a static web site generator in C? Check ✅

I have no idea what that means

Shit like this is why you have morons elected, just my two euro centimes

the documentation is literally on Internet. Python standard library, MSDN, posgresql, odbc drivers. Everything is online. are you suggesting you memorised your whole stack, and did you printed out ? Granted * some * of it can be downloaded

let’s be honest here, he actually means 0.01 core performance

I feel offended by you somehow equalizing perl and lisp

This a much better done meme

The other one before makes zero sense

So they posted that screenshot before even trying to run it on some useless file to see it works… Internet points are surely a drug