So much context missing to tell if the guy did good or not. He could be being a prick or just standing up for himself. In any case, this is definitely100% both fake but plus moreover besides also gay.

The real reason is to accomodate for parents’ routines. You need the kid in a place where someone can watch them for you by the time you leave for work (or not long after). Plus yeah they gotta learn to follow schedules and have responsibilities and such. Not saying I think it’s a perfect system, I too hated getting off bed early in the morning.

From your armpit, m’lady tips fedora

People love to take pictures of this guy when he’s out for a smoke

That’s just based tbh.

That’s how you know it’s fake

Use your thinkbox

Have demented sex

I thought she was looking a bit chubby recently to be honest

Five years later I wake up screaming in the middle of the night after a dream gives me an epiphany

In his zone

You gotta be fast if you want to have 11 breakfasts before your 11 lunchies

The onion article writes itself

“Dude who ate someone’s brain is out in the streets after saying ‘I won’t do it again’ enough times”

The universe isn’t small at all actually it’s pretty average for its age some would say big even

And death threat pilled

It’s very strand-like in that sense.

“We’re running out of news”

That’s an AI generated guy actually. In reality dunkey is an old black woman.

Trump could beat all of the dragon ball characters singlehandedly without even using his transformation himself. Seethe and mald weebs.

It’s a shame the bandwagoning didn’t stay on Reddit as people migrated here. I really wish upvotes and downvotes weren’t displayed for anyone, maybe then people would act more civil.