Funny Guy

Bad humor

It was a house fire. They won’t grow back. Like my family.

I was in foster care. My mom was a druggie alcoholic.

Now, I have 5 kids: 2 girls, and 3 boys.

My oldest, a girl, needed my help. I gave her life advice her mom wouldn’t. My second oldest - a girl - I helped transition. My third, I help him pick dresses and skirts, because he gets embarrassed around his mom. My fourth, we learned our own sign language when he was younger, as he was nonverbal autistic until he was 6. My fifth, his mom and I help him daily though leukemia.

I guess it would be better without me helping them.

Your an ass. Male role models can help, like female role models. My help is different from my wife’s, but it in no way diminishes her contributions.

Every meal is now declared “brunch”

Y’all take more than one bite to eat a pie?

Monday, I drove my wife and youngest to Omaha to adopt a puppy (golden retriever). We were going to eat at Chili’s because at least it’s a known food. Well, the person we were getting the dog from was available early, so we did drive through.

Fucking bullet dodged.

Puppy tax https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/cc8f648a-d39a-4f15-899d-dc59475ea7a2.webp

• they have Culver’s in Florida
• Everybody has their own taste

So, civilian naval vessels use the same nomenclature as the military?

Sadly, any lawsuit that opposed AI will have an army of lawyers defending the AI company.

Precedent affects all, and big companies know this.

Cadet in the Starfleet

I’ll take it.

Ohhh. Purdy.

That’s some talent on display there.

I always said ROTFLMAO

I had too much free time on my hand (T9 FTW)