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Wait really? My work truck uses Samsara, and it alerts me for not paying attention while I’m looking at the road at least once a week.

From what I understand, most dishwasher soap is enzymatic and so the little bits you’d be rinsing off actually help activate the soap and clean better. So it’s actually detrimental to rinse. So I’ve heard, anyway.

It’s only a sphere if it keeps its mouth shut, apparently.

I’m certainly no expert but it’s my understanding that it takes gas at minimum three to six months to go bad. Apparently high ethanol gas goes faster. But I think you’re probably fine to use it.

I hope I’m not blowing your mind when I tell you that you can grep .bash_history?

NASA uses Jupiter’s gravity well to slingshot craft into farther orbits. Edit: Farther trajectories may have been the better phrasing.

This should be illegal.

I’m going to need y’all both to step away from the lathe.

If my phone ever makes a single sound without me having pushed ‘play’ on some media, my first impulse is to throw it into traffic. I feel the same way about my computer.

One of those where you have to peel the label to read it, and it just goes on for like a foot.

I’ve got a thing in my drawer that’ll do that. Doesn’t take calls, though.

I’ve not personally had the benefit of owning square plates, mostly as I think all my dishes have been second hand. That said, they would stand up in the dish drainer much better. No rolling around. You win lol

Hm, round. To fit the plate.

So this was part of a much bigger discussion and turned out in reality to be mostly due to some unaddressed mental health issues. But on the tail end of an argument, y’know when you’re starting to talk nice again and resolve things, I said something like it’s okay, sometimes you’re just a sad pancake. She burst into tears because she wanted to be a waffle. Hormones and mental health are wild, y’all.

No, hot dog for centipede. It can fucking have it.

When will they make the sequel to Terraria, Aqua-Terraria?

That would be so much cooler than what it actually was.

Oh that’s so real. I’m like six years clean of opiates - it does get easier, but occasionally my veins get itchy when I get really stressed. Normally relationship stress.

I personally prefer to always poop naked. At home, at least.

I’m also not going to read it, but $700 mil as of 2023, according to the table in the link.