they don’t need to know they’re pregnant, the body has ways of shutting that down

cook it

bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don’t need the /s, but Poe’s Law says i probably do)

if you’re still heavily invested in the stock market near retirement age, you’re doing something very wrong

arsenic, no?

i can’t read what’s under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

no a water heater heats the water.

a watersoftener removes dissolved minerals from water

terrible headline. good news.

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

how would you be able to tell the difference in spoken language?

i know, it was a joke

3-5 bucks ain’t much

heh heh to completion

yep. also pretty gay

Windows eating meat user

uh… me neither

paycheck to paycheck isn’t “the system”, or there’s no way 40% of people would be able to avoid it

gun control has racist roots, so it is not surprising

shouldnt of nicked me chip. simple as.

do self hosters use Windows? i would have thought most people were running Linux