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Because the bridge was built by Russia after its annexation of Crimea in 2014.

You empty the dishwasher immediately, as it is the only time during the day you have the time to do it.

You wash your sheets, because of the calendar notification popping up.

you vacuum the flat on saturday at 8 AM, as that is the time to vacuum the flat in your planner.

That boy… oh boy… his eyes.

I am sorry. This combination is no longer allowed. Internet gatekeepers have spoken.

edit: obligatory /s?

High Levels Of Worker Callout at the end of March? Must be the anti-capitalist woke mind virus /s

What are they afraid of with foreign eggs? Bird Flu?

Edit: obligatory /s

How? We did nothing and it keeps happening?! /s

Apple’s stock has grown by 1,000% since Tim Cook took over as CEO. But obviously that has nothing to do with Tim Cook being a good CEO…