Preparing for the future? What’s the opposite of nominative determinism?

Bite my shiny metal ass

The best and brightest of Long Island and New Jersey.

Me in Halo 3

why is there a salami in his gameboy

Some Scandinavian journalists did the same thing last year at the time of the scandal as well.

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I’ve eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I’m pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.