When I lived in Vegas my apartment complex would regularly drop blocks of ice in the pool in the summer. Surely we can scale that shit up for the oceans, right? …Right?

I fully expect the defense to be, “Well, we can’t discriminate based on the applicant’s race, sex, religion, etc… but the constitution doesn’t say anything about discrimination based on legacy status.”

This just sounds like too much work to me. I mean to each their own, so rock in if that’s what works for you. I just know I’d end up forgetting which account I was subbed into, and within the course of 1-2 months my communities would be a mashed up mess.

I just hope OP doesn’t break both arms while they’re out doing… whatever it is they’re going to be doing.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich with cheetos OR cheddar ruffles.

Stand naked outside the window and knock.

Or, just put a letter in the mailbox or on the front porch.