I can imagine price stickers would update daily, and individual users would get personalized discounts on their app.

App-less buyers would pay the baseline price in the sticker, app users would pay less. Like existing loyalty card programs, but with more data collection

It’s Taco Tuesday

Not necessarily April fools jokes, but the Gboard team has been designing and making silly keyboards (and publishing the schematics)

The most recent is a rotary dial keyboard

Stuart big is a human child adopted by a family of mice from an animal shelter

Joe Regon

Nah, it’s a self-funding maritime expedition

https://archive.org/details/insidececot

Saved you a click: it’s not square-enix’s dragon quest

And there seems to be no “anatomy and pathology museum” in UCSF

He really loves FBI merch

On Sept. 11, 2025, the day after Kirk was assassinated, Patel flew into Provo, Utah, on the FBI jet but “would not disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket,"

Id, ego, superego

He’s almost as mad as that time in high school he was told to clean after himself.

Maybe that catalytic converter contained illegal immigrants

Who would buy alcohol branded after someone who doesn’t drink?

Thanksgiving meal 2026

A fitting fate for EA would be to be dismantled and its name used for an unrelated business

The Soviets made a 12 axle vehicle, it used a gas turbine to generate electric power for 24 electric motors, mounted on each wheel

https://www.trucksplanet.com/catalog/model.php?id=2452

It’s probably made out of balsa wood

The library should just publish a list of cardholders that haven’t returned their books

John doe: borrowed “Raising LGBTQ Allies: A Parent’s Guide to Changing the Messages from the Playground” 15 weeks ago

Stochastic suicide