I live in an city were it is legal for women to be topless in public, I rarely see women topless in public.

de83jwe IS a sailboat stupid head!

I may be going out on a limb here but I’m going say it’s probably a lamp.

I know a guy that only buys white pickup trucks because white has the best resale value. He is just as boring as he sounds.

Try it with Cinnamon Toast Crunch, trust me.

Two from the same guy.

Remember, you’re not sick in traffic, you are traffic.

If you don’t have time to do it correctly now, how are you going to have time to fix it later?

As a long time whitewater kayaker and motorcycle rider I had this drilled into my head so much when I was younger.

Yeah, my Subaru was by far the least reliable vehicle I have ever owned. Within the first year of its life every O2 sensor had to be replaced, it went through CV axels like they were made of cheese, and I’m pretty sure the head gasket was in fact made of toilet paper. This isn’t even mentioning all the other constant annoying issues I had to deal with. I have had multiple Toyotas, a Chevy, a Volvo, a Honda, and 2 Mazdas and I had more trouble with the Subaru than all the rest combined. Any time I see one of these reliability lists with Subaru anywhere near the top I know I can just ignore it.

I am a lighting designer for concerts so right off the bat my career would be over. Outside of work I listen to music a lot to help motivate me to do things so it would be much harder for me to accomplish anything.

Can’t spell philbert

This is why I hate when people ask me what time it is. I can glance at my watch and know what time it is but not in a format that makes sense to other people. In order to tell someone what time it is I have convert to a “normal” format and that makes it look like I cannot quickly read my own watch.

Same here, before I found out it is literally impossible for me to see them I had one of the books and I would stare at it for hours trying to make it work. Of all the annoyances of being half blind, not being able to see magic eyes is the one that bothers me most.

Frickin Milwaukee calling water fountains “bubblers”. They know damn well nobody else calls them that, yet they still act like they didn’t know what your talking about when you ask where the water fountain is.

Disclaimer: my information is from 30 years ago and may be slightly out of date.

I’m pretty sure they are either slug or snail eggs.

Wouldn’t “woke-free” coffee just be decaf?

Gotta have your priorities straight.

My buddy used to pretend to be the tail gunner in my Volvo 960 wagon.

I understand why they don’t make them with pop ups anymore but the headlights are a big part of why I have a '91 Miata.

Nothing quite like a booty beer after a swim.

When I first looked at the OP I thought someone had photoshopped out the rope and quick draw and was mad at them. Then I looked more closely and saw that it was just shitty quality and they blended in really well.