Yeah, but asking for the small piece how I get through social situations like birthday parties with grocery store sheet cake; I think grocery store sheetcake is absolutely disgusting and a standard-sized piece will literally make me sick, but I will suffer a few bites to be part of the festivities and not make the host feel judged for their taste in desserts. Give me a big piece and I’ll feel obligated to finish the whole thing or rudely waste the gifted food.
Also sometimes I’m full or have a bellyache or already had a big dessert that day and really can’t handle that much sugar.
Either way if I’m wrong and decide I want more, there’s this concept called “getting a second serving.”



















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